In case you don’t speak ‘British’, here are the KOSHER RAP LYRICS:
I’m going down town and I’ll have you know,
I’m gettin’ really hungry an’ I’m with ma friend Joe;
(He says) “Come on guys” to Pizza Hutch we go,
Or should we try McDodalds? The veggy ones ya’ know!
So I was getting’ really dizzy,
Ma tum was rumb-lin’,
Ma head was sayin’: “NO YA’ CAN’T, IT’S TREIFAH THAT THING!”
Yeah… I was getting’ really dizzy,
Ma tum was rumb-lin’,
Ma head was sayin’: “NO YA’ CAN’T, IT’S TREIFAH THAT THING!”
Chorus
Kosher kosher kosher is the way to go,
It’s a mitzvah from Hashem cos’ He loves me so.
When I eat kosher food my neshama will glow,
It gives me Jewish pride cos’ I’m diff-e-rent you know!
Even cheese needs a hechsher,
Ma buddy, don’t fret!
And what about crawlies,
In the veg you gotta check it!
Another precious mitzvah makes ma neshama shine,
It’s lookin’ for the hechsher when buying any wine.
So when you plan a party,
Or Kiddush with the bling
Add that SPECIAL flavour,
To glorify The King!
So when you plan a party,
Or Kiddush with the bling
Add that SPECIAL flavour,
To glorify The King!
Milk and meat don’t mix,
You keep them sep-arate.
No drinking milky coffee
With salami baguette.
We’re special and responsible,
To guard our pur-i-ty,
If it’s chicken for lunch, keep your dairy for tea!
I’m in the shopping centre, it’s shop till you drop,
It’s the sales! I’m spendin’, money I aint’ got.
Ma feet’ve gone, I say to John,
“lets stop. This one, I’m gaspin’,
I need to eat, I’m not fastin’.”
Restaurants, patisserie, lollies, choc & sweets,
You need to check the kosher list before you take a seat.
No problem mate, before y’ go, pack a snack in y’ mack
It’s worth the strain, eternal gain.
You’re doing great, it’s never late
Start today, no need to wait,
Sister, brother and your mate,
Even Gran, sure you can,
The whole mishpacha, join the clan
Mum and Dad, you’re on your way to………
Chorus
Fins and scales for fish,
His command and wish.
No crabs or sea
For breakfast, supper, lunch.
Kashering our meat is to make sure,
Blood won’t pass our lips;
To keeps our insides pure.
D’ya know what’s kinda’ awesome,
about this kosher stuff?
It’s the shechita law, that, won’t let you bluff.
We are what we eat, and Hashem wants us to care,
Not to cause animals pain, a good trait we share
We’re from the kosher team and we’re gonna’ keep the rules,
yuwannacome and join us, c’mon don’t be a fool.
Chuck the hoo-ing and the haa-ing, the oy oy oy oy oy,
make your neshama shiny and feel the kosher joy!
So switch the Asda’s curry
Or Sainsbury’s shepherds pie.
Some chicken soup with kneidles???
Oh yeah makes u flyyyy
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