10. In the opening monologue with co-host Tina Fey, Amy Poehler quipped of the Cecil B. Demille award, “I assume the award is for the tiniest man with the biggest glasses,” — a veiled barb directed at the evening’s honoree, Woody Allen, who was presented with the Demille award only a few years after fellow bespectacled director, Martin Scorsese.
9. As seen in “The Wolf of Wall Street,” Jonah Hill’s prosthetic penis was given prime attention when Poehler ribbed: “If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I’d go to one of Jonah Hill’s pool parties.” The question we want to know of his concupiscent costume is: Is it circumcised?
8. Accepting a win for best song from “Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom,” U2 front man Bono celebrated the triumphant human spirit when he honored former South African president Nelson Mandela: “He was a man who refused to hate. Not because he didn’t have rage or anger… he thought love would do a better job.”